I broke my brother’s arm…

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❝I broke my brother’s arm while pretending to be Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.  We couldn’t tell my parents we were playing Mortal Kombat because they would think video games were a bad influence, and they’d take them away.  So we told them we were acting out a scene from The Bible, hoping they’d take that away.❞

— Bill Squire