Totally good and equally just reasons for getting eternal damnation, no?
But you probably didn’t know that there are plenty of reasons for deserving this terrible fate.
Let’s check some of them:
- Wear a cotton-polyester blend t-shirt. [Lev. 19:19] (That’s the one represented in that image)
- Eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23] (Do you know how to avoid this?)
- Cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
- Grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19] (Do not mix roses and carnations!)
- Read your horoscope and/or eat blood. In the same verse, yes. [Lev. 19:26] (So… pretty much everyone who reads the paper and eats meat.)
- Consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
- Cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27] (No, I’ve never done this, I swear!)
- Trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27] (And I’m sure you’ve never done this either.)
- Get inked. [Lev. 19:28]
- Plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13] (WTF?)
- Bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17-18]
- Collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:25-27] (So, every banker?)
- Insult a leader. [Ex. 22:28]
- Mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]
- Spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]
- Drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13] (Don’t believe me? Look it up.)
Have I mentioned that Leviticus is my favorite book in the bible? Yeah, I know I have, but what did you expect, I’m consistent!
So what do you think, do you deserve to go to hell?
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6 responses to “Do you deserve eternal torture in hell?”
WTF?? Even monoculture has Biblical roots?
Is it right to buy a Chrysler?
Hey, infinite punishment for finite sins is a perfectly rational response! It’s why when my neice refused to eat her greens we set her on fire.
Now, I’m on board with the banker thing ….
No one deserves eternal torture, no matter how awful their crime was.
They say there ate different levels of riches in heaven. Somehow, hell sounds like a free for all. Seems unfair that someone who goes to hell for assisted suicide of someone begging for death should be shoulder to shoulder with pimps & whores & rapists & pedophiles. But why should the afterlife be fair? Human life sure isn’t, right ?
who was it that said for i have come not to destroy the old testament but to renew the old and to forfill the new that all who cry out my name i shall be there and have shed my blood for your sins so hell is reserved for the devils and foul people that allow lucifer into lives but true there are no other gods before me for i am a jelous god. so pretty much you defile the almighty and refuse to repent you do pay the almighty price but as it is said repent matha fuckers mwaaaahaaaaamwaaaaahaaaa….