Tag: Atheist

  • Astronomy Picture of the Day | The Dark Tower in Scorpius

    Image Credit & Copyright: Thomas V. Davis

    This object is an obscure cometary globule in Scorpius. I think the name came from John Gleason who imaged it in h-alpha. Actually only a few images of it exist, all I believe taken in h-alpha except for David Malin’s color film version. Its a cool target and seems to be the southern hemisphere’s equivalent to Vdb 142 (IC1396A). I hope you enjoy it.

    Bright rimmed globules and their more evolved cousin the cometary globule represent fascinating dynamic structures formed by the interplay of cold molecular clouds and hot ionizing stars. Typically the head of the globule faces a hot O-type star. Intense radiation from the star boils away lower density gas from the head. The evaporated rim of gas becomes ionized by the stars ultraviolet flux forming a bright glowing rim we associate with many of these globules including CG4. Intense stellar winds from the ionizing star evaporate gas and dust away from the head forming the “tail” and completing the cometary shape. The globules are known to be the birthplace of low mass stars. Stars form within the globules by the mechanism known as “radiation driven implosion”. This process occurs when ultraviolet flux from a hot star compresses surviving clumps of cold molecular gas eventually causing collapse and core formation within the dense compact clouds. Lower and intermediate mass stars ultimately form from the compact gas and dust within the globules.

    In silhouette against a crowded star field toward the constellation Scorpius, this dusty cosmic cloud evokes for some the image of an ominous dark tower. In fact, clumps of dust and molecular gas collapsing to form stars may well lurk within the dark nebula, a structure that spans almost 40 light-years across the gorgeous telescopic view. Known as a cometary globule, the swept-back cloud, extending from the lower left to the head (top of the tower) right and above center, is shaped by intense ultraviolet radiation from the OB association of very hot stars in NGC 6231, off the right edge of the scene. That energetic ultraviolet light also powers the globule’s bordering reddish glow of hydrogen gas. Hot stars embedded in the dust can be seen as bluish reflection nebulae. This dark tower, NGC 6231, and associated nebulae are about 5,000 light-years away.

  • Paying by Prayer

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    Help me! I’m in desperate need of a Blu-ray player. I don’t have a lot of money so if you want to give me one for free, that would be great. In return I will say many prayers for you! Please e-mail me @ ***********@verizon.net

    From Me to ***********@verizon.net:

    Hey there,

    I have an old Blu-Ray player I don’t use anymore. Are you interested?

    Mike

    From Cathy ******** to Me:

    Yes I am very much interested! What brand is the player and is it free?

    From Me to Cathy ********:

    Cathy,

    It is a Samsung player, and whether it is free or not depends on you…how many prayers are we talking about here?

    Mike

    From Cathy ******** to Me:

    I will say many prayers for you!

    From Me to Cathy ********:

    Yeah, I got that. Specifically, how many prayers? This Blu-Ray player wasn’t cheap. I’m thinking, 50 Our Fathers and 50 Hail Marys every day for a year. Does that sound good?

    Mike

    From Cathy ******** to Me:

    Mike, the quantity of prayers is not important – it is the sincerity and power of the prayer that matters. I will be genuinely thankful and show this through my prayers!

    From Me to Cathy ********:

    Sorry, but I’m not settling for anything less than 50 Our Fathers and 50 Hail Marys per day. The last guy I gave my plasma TV to gave me that “sincere prayer” crap but I don’t it worked at all. My wife’s breasts still aren’t bigger and my lottery tickets still aren’t winning. The only thing that matters is the amount of prayers that you say. It is your choice; 100 prayers a day or no blu-ray player.

    Mike

    From Cathy ******** to Me:

    I think you are misunderstanding the purpose of prayer. Surely you can’t expect me to say that many prayers – it would take all day!

    From Me to Cathy ********:

    I’m willing to cut you a deal, Cathy. I’ll only ask for 50 prayers a day, but in return, you have to come say grace whenever I eat dinner. I’ll accept you saying grace for me over the phone if I happen to be eating at a drive-thru fast food place.

    I’ll also throw in my copy of “Drag Me to Hell” on Blu-Ray.

    Mike

    From Cathy ******** to Me:

    Please stop. You are being preposterous.

    From Me to Cathy ********:

    Cathy,

    My apologies. I guess you are right, I am asking for a bit too much. Here’s what I’ll do. I’ll go by what my priest made me do the last time I confessed to stealing a Blu-Ray player. He made me say 20 Hail Marys and 10 Our Fathers, but I think the Our Fathers were because I pistol-whipped a guy while I was stealing it. Since I didn’t have to pistol-whip anyone this time, I’ll give it to you for only 20 Hail Marys. How does this sound? This is practically face value in prayer.

    Mike

    From Cathy ******** to Me:

    Oh my lord, you have lost your mind! I will get a bluray player elsewhere.

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