Tag: Christianity

  • I don’t think they should be able to teach religion until you’re 18 years old…

    I don’t think they should be able to teach religion until you’re 18 years old, and you know what? It would be a whole different world. Because if they weren’t pushing that shit into your head while it was still soft, you’d never buy it, not for a minute. If you’d never heard about the Bible and none of your friends had ever heard about Christianity and you just found a Bible in a used book store, oh, you’d jump right on that, wouldn’t you? ‘Oh, this sounds so logical, yes! The cave, and the ark, an oh, yeah! Hey Donny, I think I found the meaning of life here.’ No! You’d fucking chuck it in the waste basket, you would.

    — Doug Stanhope

  • No true Christians – Tweet of The Day

    No true Christians – Tweet of The Day

    We all know, (or most of us know), the No true Scotsman logical fallacy. We get this argument in debate quite often; I find it really funny when Christians wiggle this trite at atheists as if it were something worth considering.

    Pshaw.

    This is when I come up with these analogies that always end up as tweets.

    I know, right? Err… I mean,  I have my moments. (◕‿◕)✿  *curtsies*

    Here is the original Twitter link.

    I’d like to thank Sarah for posting a link to my tweet on her Tumblr, and also Friendly Atheist for re-posting it.

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  • Crosses

    Posted By Martin S Pribble

    I don’t normally do poetry but yesterday I awoke with some of this running around my head. Thanks to Monica for allowing me to cross-post this here.

    Crosses

    Cross yourself and speak unto Jesus
    And hope for the species that the people deceased
    Are released from the pain and the suffering
    Your faith is decreasing, the pages are creasing
    In the only book you’ve been reading.
    The idea is appealing, but somehow revealing
    Of the fear that you’re breeding.

    And you’re left needing…

    You’re only human.
    A part of this species that does as it pleases.
    If you do what they tell you then you will be free,
    Dotting the I’s and crossing the T’s,
    Putting crosses in boxes like a job application
    Delivered not into temptation but redemption
    And carry the cross on your chest like disease
    The people beneath us will be recieved above,
    And you will be there to receive all the love.

    Still you cross your chest as you cross your fingers,
    And cross your legs too for there’s evil down there,
    And preach the love as the hatred increases,
    The cross on your chest, double-crossing the rest,
    Treating others like feces.

    As the crosses increase for the people beneath us
    Crossing your chest as you cross your fingers
    The hope that you’ll be received
    And haven’t been deceived,
    That the Jesus you speak of
    Is real and forgiving.
    You give up on living, your life is in pieces
    Dashed against rocks, or stoned for your failings.

    The bible tells you you’ll go to heaven,
    You’ve been told this since before you were seven,
    But even now you have doubts,
    The cross is a crutch to reassure you.
    Crossing your fingers and crossing your chest, if you’re good, and love Jesus, you’ll see heaven with the rest.
    See, he died for you
    And when you leave the species you’ll be with him too…

    Cross your fingers…

    Originally posted at Martin S Pribble.