With the help of God
A farmer is showing his fields to the local pastor. They first go past a field filled with grain. "Look at the great harvest I grew here," the farmer says. The pastor nods and replies, "But with the…
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Say, what causes arthritis?
A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained; his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out…
Jesus is watching you.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off,…